***** A NooBs guide to teh OT ***** black ops 4 edition

Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Off-Topic Forum

Here in teh OT we're a wierd bunch. We got our own traditions, etiquette etc.

Here is a guideline

 

- In memory of foxhound you may not build an office

- In memory of snakedonoc you may not build a house

- In memory of Jedimastershark you may not build a castle

- You may not double post. Other wise you've to sacrifice a kitteh to evil, Evil or evIl

- You may not post a single word post

- A post should have at least three words

- You should derail any thread made by a one post wonder

- GRaS is OP

- SaND get everywhere

- You may post your youtube channel here. But you will get flamed

- Horrorman has a hugh post count. He only broke his first account.

- You may not make fun of Dtuchpunk typo in his name. It gives character

- Only Dante2k may make threads about previous cod's. And he should aspect we will try to derail those.

- You will give FalconR6 a hard time about his fake el camino

-You will not get sacrificed for lag and hit detection problems in OT.

- no slack will be cut 

- We will derail useless threads and the threads of one post wonders 

 Must have a sense of humour to get involved in posting in teh OT 

- you become an employee after 2000 posts

- you get an atvi phone at 10000 posts.

- these topics are considered beating a death horse

      1. Quick scoping

       2. Prop hunt 

       3. Swastikas

      4. Females in mp

      5. Make my nat open

      6. Any cod remake/remastered

- one word posts are a auto fail

- any alias of fixquickscopingglitch should be flamed

- Nobody here cares about your clan. Those who do care, are over in the Clan Forum section, where Clan Discussion belongs. 
     We will ridicule you

- the speargun is teh official gun of teh OT. 

- Hail hydra

- We know many of us we don't have much likes. We where here before the likes.

- no crying in Teh OT 

- You may post a thread with the whole post in the title and leaving the body empty. But you will get flames

-  you may not ***** about getting kicked from Hardcore when you kill teammates.

- richocet isn't hardcore

- after 13 hours after trailer release when is beta, how can I get a beta code, can you give me a beta code, how can I get into the beta are considered beating a death horse

- the hidden feature called search function will be unlocked at level 76

- live problems can be fixed by clearing cache. Is that doesn't work hard reset modem and router

- if you necro bump a thread from weeks even months old you will get more responses like you the h3ll did you bump this thread than actual normal responses 

- green stars are op

 

 

edit from fellow SaND member

 

a old school edit

 

-IcyReaper is to be slapped on site.

-Don't ask about the Harrier

-ClaireJeepChick is the only female allowed at GRaS Parties. Jinx's Sister doesn't count (for obvious reasons, no.. Not that reason).

-We once took over the whole globe and made it one of the most Epic Threads known to history. Thus, a new set of rules were put in place. All Hail Europa.

-If you're caught with any Nintendo sponsored/sponsoring garbage you will be tied to a tree at the moment dusk begins with a kitteh strapped to your crotch. 

-All nO_oBs are to be rigorously questioned until they quit posting. (If they don't continue posting they were a bot).

-No WiiBilly Moonshine allowed. (See old threads for reasons).

-Zombie Threads are automatically Occupied Territories. No if, ands or whys.

-All petition threads are Fail. Unless it is to get iif0xh0undii brought up on War Crimes.

-Don't touch the MaTtKs Action Figure w/ Kung Fu grip

-Everything is JD2020's fault

-The PS Confederacy started the name Lord Vahn, Darth Vahn. Not Mark Lamia. History proves it going back to Original Black Ops CoDHQ.

-You don't know anything compared to BigB or SoyBob. So historical threads are a Fail.

-RanKismet is the only one with the privilege to tell stories since Splittinwigs left.

-EviL is the greatest song writer since the Dawn O' Mankind. So band discussions are banned or flamed.

-SoyBob knows the truth about the Moon Landing. Any attempt to revive the discussion either way will be flamed. 

 

 

 

Edit:

 

If you self promote we will "self promote" our YouTube channel, twitch, mixer, Playstation stream thingy, Twitter, FB and Instagram.

We will ask to subscribe, hit the bell icon and leave a like below.

 

And we will try to sell anything.

 

 

 

Edit

 

 

If you claim something is op. Backup your claim why. Otherwise we will no problem.

 

And saying you got out played ,git gud

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
GRaS is OP. Green Stars are OP
SaND get's everywhere
dtuchpunk Level 75
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I didnt broke my old account. Activision did it. Smiley Tongue I can blame them for it hehe.

Horrorman Level 75
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I did a copy and paste from the ww2 guide.

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
GRaS is OP. Green Stars are OP
SaND get's everywhere
dtuchpunk Level 75
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I know. Smiley LOL

Horrorman Level 75
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You forgot to mention that people can post their entire post in the "subject" line, but they will be flamed for leaving the "body" section blank. 

 

And any crying about being kicked for team killing in HC is just asking to be flamed. 

mygamertagsucks Level 75
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Will add it.

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
GRaS is OP. Green Stars are OP
SaND get's everywhere
dtuchpunk Level 75
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So much awesome in that post! I've become so used to Teh OT, that I sometimes forget that not everybody has a sense of humor over in General Discussion. 

 

 

mygamertagsucks Level 75
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And another edit.

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
GRaS is OP. Green Stars are OP
SaND get's everywhere
dtuchpunk Level 75
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Lol. I saw that, and wondered if it would make its way on the list.

mygamertagsucks Level 75
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Trolling people on the ww2 forum about the beta has started 

Roll the dice. Life is a gamble
GRaS is OP. Green Stars are OP
SaND get's everywhere
dtuchpunk Level 75
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